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Humans are made entirely out of food. Nothing else. Really - give me an example of how this is false and I will give you...a dollar. No, two dollars! I forget who it was that said "you are what you eat," but from that it can be inferred that we are all just food. Nothing more, not the special creations of G-d, not the apparent rulers of nature and the planet, just food. Cannibals aren't even human, because even though they eat humans, what they're really eating is food in human form.
Is there anything that we consider food that isn't living, or part of a living thing? I'm hard pressed to find an example. Every time we bite into something, roll it around on our tongue, push it out from inbetween our teeth, we are effectively ending a life.
I am the Lorax. I'm speaking for things with no tongues. I don't even know why, though. The only thing wrong with eating food is that it makes more humans, not that it's bad for the food necessarily, or its posterity. There is no correct path that one can take. Eat or don't. Either way something ends up dying. Does dying replenish life moreso? One dead caterpillar will play host to hundreds of fly larvae, is the death therefore justified? Is it not, in fact, beneficial? Is more life better, regardless of what is living?
The above is me plus four cups of Passover wine (sweet as soda, tasty as ass). Pretty fun holiday, if you ask me. Now I just need to find something to eat for the next week that doesn't have any corn syrup in it...lucky me.
Is there anything that we consider food that isn't living, or part of a living thing? I'm hard pressed to find an example. Every time we bite into something, roll it around on our tongue, push it out from inbetween our teeth, we are effectively ending a life.
I am the Lorax. I'm speaking for things with no tongues. I don't even know why, though. The only thing wrong with eating food is that it makes more humans, not that it's bad for the food necessarily, or its posterity. There is no correct path that one can take. Eat or don't. Either way something ends up dying. Does dying replenish life moreso? One dead caterpillar will play host to hundreds of fly larvae, is the death therefore justified? Is it not, in fact, beneficial? Is more life better, regardless of what is living?
The above is me plus four cups of Passover wine (sweet as soda, tasty as ass). Pretty fun holiday, if you ask me. Now I just need to find something to eat for the next week that doesn't have any corn syrup in it...lucky me.
posted by Diveacje at 7:20 PM
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oh passover is loads-of-fun isnt it? I dont know how i do this every year, aside from the getting smashed part.. thats always fun.
Thursday, April 28, 2005
How To Become a Nazi Officer....flee to the border
Diveacje said...
I think you should know that although Benedict was a Nazi Youth, it was not something he could control. He actually ran away from the Nazi army when he was ordered to join, and did not take part in any antisemeitc gatherings. I am Jewish.
Marcythewhore said: Dear Mr. (or Mrs.) Diveacje: You’re Jewish and out of 116 Cardinals Benedict is the only ex-Nazi.
But I don’t think it matters if you anyone is Jewish or Hindu or whatever. Hell, Hitler’s grandparents were Jewish.
But if it is as you say that Benedict ran away from the army….how was it he became an artillery officer in the Nazi army?
I mean, World War Two was a little before my time, but what I do know about armies is that if you run away they either shoot you or put you in prison. They don’t make you an officer.
And, gee, Hitler only made it to Corporal during the First World War………………..marcythewhore
posted by marcythewhore at 10:55 AM 0 comments
He never killed a single person. Really. And actually during Hitler's time people were "promoted" for no reason at all because commanding positions were needed in Hitler's exponentially growing army. People were often given higher ranks for being in the right place at the right time (although I have no idea if this is the case with Benedict).
Also, there are fewer than 10 German cardinals (I don't know the actual number). Their ages have quite a large range, and because Hitler's reign was so short, many of them were probably too young at the time to be forced into Hitler's army. You make it out to seem that all Cardinals were in Benedict's same time and place, where actually only a couple probably were.
So if you can tell me any facts that show his officer position was as a result of Nazi violence, it would do your argument alot of good.
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Friday, April 29, 2005
The Best Golfer in the World Takes on the Best Rap Singer in the World Who Takes on the Best ex-Nazi Pope in the World
Diveacje said... I posted on my site. Here it is anyway though:He never killed a single person. Really. And actually during Hitler's time people were "promoted" for no reason at all because commanding positions were needed in Hitler's exponentially growing army. People were often given higher ranks for being in the right place at the right time (although I have no idea if this is the case with Benedict).
Also, there are fewer than 10 German cardinals (I don't know the actual number). Their ages have quite a large range, and because Hitler's reign was so short, many of them were probably too young at the time to be forced into Hitler's army. You make it out to seem that all Cardinals were in Benedict's same time and place, where actually only a couple probably were.
So if you can tell me any facts that show his officer position was as a result of Nazi violence, it would do your argument alot of good……………Diveacje
Marcythewhore says: Dear Sympathetic to the Cause Diveacje,
So, you’re Jewish. Well, sounds to me like you’d make a good Catholic.
Let’s see. You’re a Nazi anti-aircraft artillery officer directing gunfire at high flying American and British airplanes that are trying to bomb the BMW plant that is using slave labor from the Dachau concentration camp……and you didn’t kill any American or British flyers.
Okay, maybe Benedict was a lousy Nazi artillery officer who couldn’t hit a cow in the ass with a shovel, but he sure did try hard to hit American and British bombers high in the sky.
And you say that I need to bolster my argument. How do I bolster an argument against a Jew defending a Nazi?
I guess it’s like former NBA player Charles Barkley said that you can tell when the world is going upside down when the best golfer in the world is black (tiger woods) and the best rap artist in the world is white (eminem).
But if a Jew is going to defend a Nazi it is like, like…..okay, let me use an analogy here.
At a restaurant, when men have to go pee they just go and pull down their zippers and stand there peeing and then come right back to the table. When a massage parlor whore like myself has to get up to go pee, I got to go pull up my dress, pull down my stocking, pull down my underwear and sit down and all that. And when I get back to the table the man invariably says, “What took you so long?”
Anyway, one time at a restaurant my girlfriend goes to the bathroom and she comes back real quick like. I ask her, “How did you pee so fast?” She said that it was simple, that “I just pull my underwear and stockings over to one side and pee without pulling everything down.”
That intrigued me. So I go into the bathroom and I pull my underwear and stockings and everything to one side, I sit down and proceed to piss all over myself.
So, trying to argue with a Jew defending a Nazi is nothing short of pissing all over myself. But, hell, I suppose I can accept a very surreal world where nobody knows whose on what side anymore.
Instead of trying to defend myself I’ll share a little story with you about a Polish Catholic Priest named Maximilian Kolbe. The Nazis at Auschwitz put Father Kolbe into a starvation chamber, then finished him off by inject cabolic acid into his bloodstream because this Catholic priest defied the Nazis.
Max Kolbe wasn’t Jewish.
Anyway, here’s a link to Max Kolbe’s story in case you want to read for yourself……….marcythewhore
http://www.marypages.com/KolbeEng.htm
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I think you need to understand that I don't believe that someone isn't a Nazi if they don't believe in Nazi teachings, or do Nazi actions. Simply being is Hitler's Youth does not necessarily mean one is a Nazi, it simply means that they were forced into the group, just like every other person in the country.
So I am not, in fact, defending a Nazi. I really don't know where you got the impression that Benedict was ever an artillary officer...it's simply not true. Here's a link for you to read, it would do you some good:
http://bokertov.typepad.
com/btb/2005/04/the_new_
pope_wa.html
(I had to break it up...it wouldn't go in for some reason)
Hopefully I've eliminated some ignorance here. In the future please do not make inane comments about people based on fabriacted half-truths. It's not polite.
Monday, May 02, 2005
Kumbaya Somewhere in the Old Testament
Diveacje said:
I think you need to understand the fact that someone isn't a Nazi if they don't believe in Nazi teachings, or do Nazi actions.
Simply being is Hitler's Youth does not necessarily mean one is a Nazi, it simply means that they were forced into the group, just like every other person in the country.
So I am not, in fact, defending a Nazi.
I really don't know where you got the impression that Benedict was ever an artillary officer...it's simply not true. Here's a link for you to read, it would do you some good: http://bokertov.typepad.com/btb/2005/04/the_new_pope_wa.html
(I had to break it up...it wouldn't all go in for some reason)
Hopefully I've eliminated some ignorance here. In the future please do not make inane comments about people based on fabriacted half-truths. It's not polite......Diveacje
marcythewhore says: How sweet of you to eliminate ignorance in the world and to teach us all about good manners along the way.
Listen, I'm not condemning you for defending a former Nazi. Isn't there something in the bible about turning the other cheek.
I mean, that old maxim must be in the Old Testament somewhere too. For a Jewish person like yourself to forgive and forget the Nazis, well, that's got to make you a very, very large person with outstanding moral conviction.
Now, I have to be very honest with you in saying that I've spoken to other Jews about your stance and they really, really, really, really don't agree with you. But that's other Jewish people talking about you.
That's not Marcy (me) talking about you.
I publicly go on record as stating to you ‘Kumbaya my Lord!’ for having the courage and temerity to forgive and forget.
Light a little candle in my heart,
To shine right through the night.
Light a little candle in my heart,
To shine right through the night.
Light a little candle, Lord Jesus,
Light a little candle, Lord Jesus,
Light a little candle in my heart,
To shine right through the night.
Peace go with you my friend of the Old Testament, and may we all learn a lesson in humility for your forgiveness of the Nazi atrocities committed by people who were merely following orders………marcythewhore
posted by marcythewhore at 9:35 AM 0 comments
Marcythewhore Begs For Her Life…and the Soup Kitchen Nazi Expands To Your City.
Marcythewhore says: Dear Friends of my advice column, you may see me on this evening’s news, on a video tape begging for my life, as I have been taken hostage by Iraqi insurgents. That and I will also be announcing the opening of a new chain of Marcy’s (me) Chicago Based Massage Parlors in Iraq.
Meanwhile, the Nazi Soup Kitchen expands in the spirit of ‘Kumbaya my Lord!’……..marcythewhore
Chicago Tribune
April 29, 2005
“Soup Nazi” From Seinfeld to Launch a Soup Chain
According to the Chicago tribune our funny and rude New York soup maker aptly named the “Soup Nazi” is in the process of building a chain of the restaurants across north America. Undoubtedly, this success stems from the success of the episode on the hit T.V. show Seinfeld.
Each location will have a list of the rules that were reproduced on the show such as, “have your money ready”, but employees will be discouraged from shouting the classic, “no soup for you!” line.
I guess “Soup Nazi” was a little risqué a name for the franchise investors since the storefronts will be named “ The Original Soup Man” and will bear his logo as well as his picture. There are over 130 contracts already signed to open locations of the store, and the investors hope to open over a thousand within 7 years. Soup Kitchen International was the original name for the still existing original restaurant. Visit The Original Soup Man
[Via ChicagoTribune.com] As in the "Seinfeld" episode, Yeganeh's real recipes are closely guarded secrets. He and his chefs have been working with experts at Rutgers University to adapt the recipes to preserve taste and freshness when making huge quantities of soup and shipping it across the continent, according to operations manager Linda Gavin.
"He is a typical high-strung chef," she said, and his manner was portrayed "pretty accurately" on "Seinfeld."
I'm sure you would understand my defensive position when you compared me to a urine stain on your clothes.
Actually what aggravated me the most was that you called Benedict a Nazi at all. It seemed completely unfair of you to slap him with a label of which he is entirely undeserving. How can you call someone a Nazi when they didn't practice Nazi customs, or believe in Nazi teachings? Is it because he was FORCED to wear their uniform? Well...I certainly didn't know that dress was that important.
Please don't take a condescending tone. By (rightfully) defending Benedict against slander I am not "forgiv[ing] and forget[ting] the Nazis" in any part. Oh and "may we all learn a lesson in humility for your forgiveness of the Nazi atrocities committed by people who were merely following orders"?! What is this? You make it seem like I'm one of those people defending some low-ranking Nazi officer from the Nuremburg trials on account of "they were only following orders." Please let me reiterate that Benedict (wait, I should go slower)...Benedict...did...NOT (< the "NOT" part is important)...commit...any...Nazi..."atrocities". And I wouldn't be defending him if he did. I think that argument is completely worthless.
Marcythewhore says: Dear In Need of Dry Cleaning Friend: Compare you to a urine stain on my clothes? I was comparing you to Gandhi. I was getting ready to debunk the belief that in this day and age another Gandhi could not walk this planet. If there is a reincarnation then you are Gandhi.
And what about those funny hats and heavy clothes they make Popes wear. Gee, when they sent the Nazis into Russia they didn’t give them half as much winter clothes as they needed. But, then again, Napoleon made that same mistake.
It wasn’t really me who called Benedict a Nazi. It was the world’s wire services and news organizations who said, “Oh, oh. The College of Cardinals just sent up a white plume of smoke to announce that they have chosen a former Nazi artillery officer to be the next Pope replacing the Polish John Paul II.”
All I said was, “Gee, that is weird. I mean, it’s not like they are naming him head of the Boy Scouts. He’s the Pope.”
You know, now that you mention it, when John Paul II was elected I never said anything about there having once been a very large Jewish population in Poland, before the Catholics killed them off. I just find it very strange that in the long history of Popes there have been some strange connections. But, look, let’s not be Polly-anish about this. You don’t get to be one of the biggest religions in the world without stepping on a few toes.
And who am I too condemn Benedict that out of 116 possible Cardinals up for the job they pick the only one who served in the Nazi army. I mean, I’m getting to be just like you. “So what?” Arnold Schwarzenegger’s father was a Nazi and Arnold is governor of California. Maybe all in all people just like Nazis. Kind of like they like gangsters like John Gotti. I mean, when Joseph Stalin died and they laid his body in state in the Kremlin more than 1500 were crushed to death in the melee to get inside to see Stalin’s body.
Okay, I see your point. People like Nazis and gangster and Joseph Stalin and other types of people who have very strange shadow lives. Hell, I’m a massage parlor whore and you should see the fan mail I get.
But I don’t recall having compared you to a urine stain on my clothes. I think what I said is that if I tried to debate you, a Jew who is defending a Nazi, that it would like pissing all over myself. I didn’t call you a urine stain.
I called you the reincarnation of Gandhi.
Six million Jews walked into a gas chamber thinking, “Hey, these guys are only following orders.” And you are Gandhi enough to see through the illusion of life.
I received an email from a neo-Nazi skinhead named ‘Skinny’ of all things. Skinny lives in Michigan. Here is the email I got from Skinny and I pass it along to you. You can either accept or reject Skinny’s very serious offer………….marcythewhore:
“Dear marcythewhore you dried up slut, what is with you. This is the first time they ever had a Pope I could like. I am going to have Benedict’s picture tattooed on my right arm right underneath my swastika. Now you go tell that Diveacje Jewish person who likes the new Pope too that I am going to have a weekend retreat in the Upper Michigan Peninsula. We skinheads are going to spend the weekend in the woods having cookouts and playing soccer. Tell Diveacje to bring all his Jewish friends on out to the woods to play soccer with us skinheads as we cook stuff like wild hogs in the ovens……..Skinny the Neo-Nazi Hero of Detroit.
"Gandhi murmured, "Hey, Rama (Oh, God)." A third shot rang out...
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wrote: A friend sent this to me to read ... I found it interesting ... perhaps someone else might like to read this :
The final hours
A nurse in Hitler's bunker speaks out for the first time, recalling her dislike of Eva Braun and her sadness over the death of the Goebbels children.
By Luke Harding
May 2, 2005 | BERLIN -- She is the last witness. For 60 years, Erna Flegel said nothing about her starring role in the Third Reich. Her family knew that in the last, desperate weeks of the Second World War she had lived in Berlin. But she never spoke of her job as Adolf Hitler's nurse and of her time in the Führer's Berlin bunker. Now, as the 60th anniversary of the end of the war in Europe nears, Flegel has spoken out for the first time about her experiences -- of Hitler's final hours, of her friendship with the "brilliant" Magda Goebbels and of her jealous loathing for Eva Braun. Her testimony casts fresh light on the last days of the Nazi era and has never appeared in the countless books written about Hitler.
In an interview with the Guardian, Flegel, now 93 and living in a nursing home in northern Germany, Sunday described how she began working as a Red Cross nurse at the Reichs Chancellery in Berlin in January 1943. She had been transferred there from the eastern front.
As the German army collapsed, Hitler stayed in Berlin continuously from November 1944, eventually retreating into the bunker with his entourage. From then on, Flegel saw him frequently. "I was in the building and someone said, 'The Führer is here,'" she said. "The first time it didn't particularly affect me. He was away from Berlin for a long time before someone announced again, 'The Führer is back.' Hitler shook hands with all the people he hadn't greeted before. After that he talked to us regularly.
"His authority was extraordinary. He was always polite and charming. There was really nothing to object to."
As the Russians approached, and Berlin came under direct artillery fire, the mood in the bunker changed. "The circle got increasingly small. People were pushed together. Everyone became more unassuming."
Flegel's existence only emerged after the transcript of an interview she gave to American interrogators in November 1945 was declassified four years ago by the CIA. The Guardian discovered her insider's account of Hitler's final hours in a Washington vault and published it.
But her fate remained a mystery. Two months ago a Berlin-based newspaper, the BZ, tracked down her relatives via the German Red Cross and war archives. To the paper's astonishment, her family revealed that Flegel was still alive. She is the last surviving female witness to have been inside the bunker. Traudl Junge -- Hitler's secretary, whose memoirs provided the inspiration for the Oscar-nominated film "Downfall," and who gave numerous interviews to journalists and historians -- died in 2002. The only other survivor, 88-year-old Rochus Misch, Hitler's telephonist, refuses to talk.
Speaking at her nursing home, which has a picturesque river view, Flegel Sunday said that as the Russians drew closer to Berlin, those inside the bunker began to live "outside reality."
In the middle of April 1945, Joseph Goebbels, the Nazis' propaganda chief, his wife, Magda, and their six children moved in. Flegel, whose original job had been to look after wounded S.S. soldiers, said she had got to know Magda Goebbels well. When it became clear that the situation was hopeless, she had tried to persuade her to send her children out of Berlin.
"She was a brilliant woman, on a far higher level than most people," Flegel told the Guardian. "I wanted her to take at least one or two of them out of the city. But Mrs. Goebbels simply said, 'I belong to my husband. And the children belong to me.'
"One evening she told me, 'I have to go to the dentist and can't be with them. I would like you to say goodnight to the children.' I said, 'Of course. I'll do it. Don't worry.'"
Flegel, then 33, sang the children to sleep. "The children were charming. They would have delighted anybody. They played with each other in the bunker," she said. "They should have been allowed to live. They had nothing to do with what was going on around them. Not to spare the children was madness, dreadful."
Hitler was fond of them, she added, and drank hot chocolate with them and allowed them to use his bathtub.
Magda Goebbels, meanwhile, tolerated her husband's frequent and well-known infidelities. "She didn't say anything. Nobody liked Goebbels. There were always people who hung around him, of course. They included many women who were young and pretty, who had an easier time of it than the rest of us. I don't know the details. It was all gossip and trash."
In her original testimony, Flegel also described how in the final days before his suicide on the afternoon of April 30, 1945, Hitler had begun to crumble before her eyes. "When parts of Berlin were already occupied, and the Russians were coming closer and closer to the center of the city, one could feel, almost physically, that the Third Reich was approaching its end," her statement said.
"Hitler required no care; I was exclusively there for the care of the wounded. To be sure, he had aged greatly in the last days; he now had a lot of gray hair, and gave the impression of a man at least 15 to 20 years older. He shook a good deal; walking was difficult for him; his right side was still very much weakened as a result of the attempt on his life."
Sunday Flegel said that before his wedding to Eva Braun on the night of April 28, Hitler "sank into himself."
In her statement she gives a shrewish portrait of Braun, whom she dismisses as "a completely colorless personality." She would not have been conspicuous among a crowd of stenographers, she said. Hitler's decision to marry Braun made it "immediately clear to me that this signified the end of the Third Reich," she added, claiming that the death of Hitler's wolfhound Blondi "affected us more" than Braun's suicide.
Sunday Flegel made little effort to hide her dislike of a woman who, she suggested, was little more than a Hitler groupie. "Oh dear God. She didn't have any importance. Nobody expected much of her. She was just a young girl, really," she said of Braun, who was only six months her junior. "She wasn't really his wife."
By April 29, the once mighty German Reich had been reduced to an area the size of a large football field, stretching between Potsdamer Platz and Friedrichstrasse. Heavy fighting engulfed the city center. Radio communications with the outside world ceased. Shock troops brought news of the latest Russian positions.
At 10:30 p.m. that evening, Flegel was summoned with the rest of the medical team to line up and take their leave of the Führer. "He came out of the side room, shook everyone's hand and said a few friendly words. And that was it," she told the Guardian.
During her interrogation after the war she said: "At the end we were like a big family. The terrific dynamics of the fate which was unrolling held sway over all of us. We were Germany, and we were going through the end of the Third Reich and the war. Everything petty and external had fallen away."
The next afternoon Hitler shot himself. Braun took prussic acid. "There were a few people who heard it [the shot]. Others didn't," Flegel said Sunday. "The remaining staff then had to decide whether to stay or not stay. I knew that Hitler was dead because there were suddenly more doctors in the bunker. I didn't see his body. But it was taken up to the chancellery garden and burned."
The next morning the survivors were told that they were released from their oath of loyalty and some, including Martin Bormann, Hitler's private secretary, joined an ill-fated attempt to fight their way out to the west. Others shot themselves. Flegel said she had been convinced there was no way that Bormann, "an older man," could have survived.
Flegel stayed and witnessed the deaths of the Goebbels family. Helmut Kunz, a dentist, had injected the children, ages 4 to 12, with poison, she said. Later the same evening their parents killed themselves.
Until Hitler's death Flegel had not even considered survival, she said. "We simply didn't think about it," she told the Guardian. "We knew, naturally, who was in charge, and until he was gone, we couldn't talk about it. The soldiers gradually left. Then they were suddenly gone. Many people tried to reach the U-Bahn in the hope that they could escape the Russians. Everybody was trying as bravely as they could to get out of this bedlam intact."
On the morning of May 2, 60 years ago, Russians soldiers poked their head round the bunker's entrance.
"By this stage there were only six or seven of us left in the bunker," Flegel said. "We knew the Russians were approaching. A [nursing] sister phoned up and said, 'The Russians are coming.' Then they turned up in the Reichs Chancellery. It was a huge building complex. The Germans were transported away."
Flegel said that the Russians she encountered had treated her "very humanely," despite the mass rape of German women by Russian soldiers elsewhere in the city. They had a "look 'round," discovered the bunker's underground supplies and then left, she said, advising her to lock her front door.
The Red Army allowed her to continue working as a nurse for the next few months, treating wounded Russians, until she ended up in the hands of the U.S. Strategic Services Unit, one of the precursors of the CIA. Flegel said her "interrogation" by the Americans in November 1945 was little more than an informal chat over dinner. "They invited us to have dinner with them and treated us to six different courses in order to soften us up. It didn't work with me, though."
Flegel's testimony -- including her conviction that Hitler was dead, an important statement for the victorious Allies -- was deemed sufficiently important that it remained classified.
The interview went missing until 1981, when a Connecticut doctor and amateur historian stumbled on it in an Army archive and sent it to Richard Helms, the U.S. intelligence chief in 1945 Berlin and later CIA director. He wrote back saying: "It is probably one of the most accurate interviews obtained and has thus far never been quoted, as far as I know, in any of the massive books about Hitler's Germany."
Sunday Flegel was evasive about her own attitude to the Nazi era and her role in it. Asked why she had kept quiet for so long about her job as Hitler's nurse, she replied: "After 1945 people started pointing fingers at each other. A great many people didn't say anything. Later it was still a source of controversy. I didn't discuss it." She had never been tempted to write her memoirs, she said. "I didn't want to make myself important."
The film "Downfall," which she watched in her nursing home, gave an accurate portrayal of the Third Reich and its final hours, she said. "They got a few small details wrong. But generally it was correct," she said, adding: "I even recognized myself as a nursing sister."
After the war, Flegel continued her career as a nurse, and also worked as a youth social worker, and traveled to remote regions including Ladakh and Tibet. She never married. At the age of 90 she visited the Crimea, where she had worked as a nurse during the war before her transfer to Berlin.
At 93, she is still mobile and lucid. She has few visitors. The only memento in her tiny room of her time at Hitler's side is a Reichs Chancellery tablecloth.
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2005/05/02/hitlers_nurse/index.html
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I'm sure you have a dedicated following of readers who you need to entertain, but please listen to what I'm actually saying here:
I AM NOT denying that Benedict was in Hitler's Youth during the time of WWII in Germany. I AM NOT saying that it is a viable excuse to say "I was only following orders." I AM NOT a supporter/defender of Nazi beliefs or people. I AM disagreeing with your labeling of him (Benedict) as a Nazi, because I feel it is improper to call him so (not because he is Pope, but because he is ACTUALLY undeserving of the brand).
I found your comment "...and you are Gandhi enough to see through the illusion of life." very hurtful. I don't make light of the terrible events that took place in the Holocaust, and I'm not trying to excuse any Nazis for what they did. I'm not that forgiving a person.
Understand this point: I don't believe Benedict can appropriately be called a Nazi. THIS is what I am arguing. Not wheather Nazi actions were justified (they weren't), not wheather I think there is any excuse for Nazi actions (there isn't). Simply the fact that you labeled Benedict as a Nazi is what I am arguing. Nothing else.
P.S. Skinny is wasting his life.
P.P.S. Geobbels and his wife gave his children cyanide when they were sleeping.
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Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Smoking Pot, Reading Emails….The Pentagon, The Kremlin and the Vatican.
Diveacje said………Understand this point: I don't believe Benedict can appropriately be called a Nazi. THIS is what I am arguing. Not wheather Nazi actions were justified (they weren't), not wheather I think there is any excuse for Nazi actions (there isn't). Simply the fact that you labeled Benedict as a Nazi is what I am arguing. Nothing else.P.S. Skinny is wasting his life.P.P.S. Geobbels and his wife gave his children cyanide when they were sleeping….Diveacje
Marcythewhore said: Dear Diveacje Whatever That Name Means: If I were Dan Rather I’d be canned. You got me. Benedict is not a Nazi. He is an ex-Nazi. So was Adolph Eichmann when he was hanged in Israel for having simply followed orders.
To Sum It All Up, I Regret Nothing: Eichmann's Story…….The Confessions of Adolph Eichmann
http://www.einsatzgruppenarchives.com/trials/profiles/confession.html
But let me segue to another topic for a moment. Brain researchers did a test with a pot smoker and an email reader. They hooked up plugs to the brain of some guy smoking pot and some other plugs to the brain of some guy reading a lot of emails and they came up with this result: LONDON, England -- Workers distracted by phone calls, e-mails and text messages suffer a greater loss of IQ than a person smoking marijuana, a British study shows. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/22/text.iq/
Okay, back to the Nazi/ex-Nazi differential.
You see, the guy is Pope. He’s not the head of the Boy Scouts of America. He’s not the best salesman for Amway. He’s the fucking Pope of the world. Whether he’s a Nazi or an ex-Nazi, he wore a swastika and he was responsible for shooting down American and British bombers who were trying to destroy the BMW plant that used slave labor from the Dachau Concentration Camp. If you try to tell me that he didn’t know that the smoke coming from the Dachau prison camps were people, then you are telling me that you are really, really, really just following orders.
Now he is a Born Again Pope.
You know what Born Again people are? They are usually murderers and rapists who found Jesus in prison and they become Born Again Christians.
Benedict is a Born Again Pope. He is an ex-Nazi who defended Nazism during World War Two, and now he is Pope and he lives in the Vatican.
Why is it a big deal who lives in the Vatican?
Well, the Vatican is one huge war machine. The Vatican has been a huge war machine since the two centuries of the Crusades. The Vatican looked the other way while Mussolini banded with Hitler. As the war was coming to an end, the Vatican accepted gold from the Odessa to help people like Adolph Eichmann escape to South America (except Eichmann got caught in Argentina by Israeli agents who brought him to Israel and hung him in 1961).
But a lot of ex-Nazis who used the Odessa to escape the losing effort of the war were not caught. Some ex-Nazis came to America and went to work at the Ford Motor Plant in Detroit. Benedict became a priest in 1955, and now he is Pope of the Vatican. Let me repeat: The Vatican is one of the biggest war machines going.
There’s the Pentagon. There’s the Kremlin. And there’s the Vatican.
The Pope is an ex-Nazi.
Okay, let me share with you a few words about the Satanic Vatican of Nazi Germany:
“It was a cold winter morning, January 20, 1942. The chief of the Third Reich's security services, Reinhard Heydrich, had called the conference. 15 of the highest-ranking technocrats were to discuss "the Final Solution," including Adolph Eichmann, Friedrich Krizinger, and Dr. Wilhelm Stuckart.
While the plan to disenfranchise the Jews throughout Europe was already underway, with exterminations carried out in various places, it was time for greater efficiency. There were so many to be rid of—still 11 million---and it needed to be done more quickly.
In part, Hitler's program was aided by superstitious beliefs that evolved into an obsession with the occult. The Ahnenerbe, an arm of the SS commissioned in the mid-1930s to research the ancestral heritage of the Aryan race, roamed far and wide to find proof that only one race was meant to rule the world and that the Nazi vision of purification and world domination was supported by mythic forces.
They were to provide scientific documentation that would unite their ancient past with their destiny. Heinrich Himmler saw the men in his army as the reincarnation of Teutonic knights and kings, in particular the knights of King Arthur's round table.
He designed Wewelsburg Castle to be their Camelot, but Peter Levendra in The Unholy Alliance dubbed it that Satanic Vatican. “
Now, one more time: there is religion and there is war and there are Holy Wars and the Vatican has been behind many wars for two thousand years of history and the Pope is an ex-Nazi who was only following orders. ……………..marcythewhore
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A Urine Stain on Gandhi’s Clothes and a Picnic for Skinheads and Jews for Jesus……
Marcythewhore Begs For Her Life…and the Soup Kitchen Nazi Expands To Your City.
Kumbaya Somewhere in the Old Testament
Marcythewhore presents: … Father Guido Sarducci
The Best Golfer in the World Takes on the Best Rap Singer in the World Who Takes on the Best ex-Nazi Pope in the World
How To Become a Nazi Officer....flee to the border
Famous People Who Masturbate and Get Caught
Step by Step Primer on How They Chose a Nazi for Pope
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Quotes from Douglas Adams
as selected by S.Kegel
There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what
the Universe if for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear
and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has already happened.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of
people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing
that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot
possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to
repair.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized
there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there
wasn’t an afterlife.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended
up where I needed to be.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible
exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass
through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival,
Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where
phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the
question, 'How can we eat?' The second by the question, 'Why do we
eat?' And the third by the question, 'Where shall we do lunch?'
Time, we know, is relative. You can travel light years through the
stars and back, and if you do it at the speed of light then, when you
return, you may have aged mere seconds while your twin brother or
sister will have aged twenty, thirty, forty or however many years it
is, depending on how far you traveled. This will come to you as a
profound shock, particularly if you didn't know you had a twin
brother or sister.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes
wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
A common mistake people make when trying to design something
completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
fools.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
disinclination to do so.
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were
real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha
Centuri were small furry creatures from Alpha Centuri.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with
potatoes.
Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of
restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers
written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe.
Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in. At least being
lost in space kept you busy.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing
continued to happen.
Ahh, this is obviously some strange use of the word "safe" that I
wasn't previously aware of.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on
no account be allowed to do the job.
"I’d love to stay and help you save the Galaxy," insisted Zaphod,
raising himself up on to his shoulders, "but I have the mother and
father of a pair of headaches, and I feel a lot of little headaches
coming on. But next time it needs saving, I’m your guy."
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think are pretty
smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.
Ford was beginning to behave rather strangely, or rather not actually
beginning to behave strangely but beginning to behave in a way which
was strangely different from the other strange ways in which he more
regularly behaved.
Fourteen hours later the sun sank hopelessly beneath the opposite
horizon with a sense of totally wasted effort.
He expanded his chest to make it totally clear that here was the sort
of man you only dared to cross if you had a team of Sherpas with you.
He had picked up Slartibarfast’s sense of urgency but didn’t know
what to do with it.
He lay, panting heavily in the wet air, and tried feeling bits of
himself to see where he might be hurt. Wherever he touched himself,
he encountered a pain. After a short while he worked out that this
was because it was his hand that was hurting.
He then had another quick one (drink) to follow the first one down
and check that is was all right.
His study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a
public library.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round
to dinner
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I would like to say that it is very great pleasure, honour and
privilege for me to open this bridge, but I can't because my lying
circuits are all out of commission.
If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their
mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and
observation he abandoned this theory in favor of a new one. If they
don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start
working.
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As
pretty as an Airport" appear.
Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few
pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
On a waiter’s bill pad reality and unreality collide on such a
fundamental level that each becomes the other and anything is
possible, within certain parameters.
One of the interesting things about space is how dull it is.
Space is big. You wouldn't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-
bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way to the
chemist's, but that just peanuts to space.
The ceilings were high, vaulted and very dark. Shadows lurked there
with grim determination.
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character
attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
The sun struggled feebly with the mist, tried to impart a little
warmth here, shed a little light there, but clearly today was going
to be just another long haul across the sky.
There is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in
learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself
going mad.
They believe in “peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family,
life, and the oblitration of all other life forms”.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Ok, let me put it into simplest terms, so as to provide for no hair-splitting: I believe calling Benedict a Nazi or even an ex-Nazi is wrong on the basis that a Nazi is (and was) defined by their specific set of ethics, morals, and actions, of which Benedict did/had none.
You already said that he's not the head of the boy scouts (verbayum, I think), and yes, I know that he IS the pope. It's hard to find your comments amongst all the irrelevant links and anecdotes...
The fact that the Vatican is "a huge war machine" has nothing to do with Benedict. I am talking about HIM and his YOUTH and whether or not he can aptly be called a NAZI or an EX-NAZI. That's all. And I'm not so sure that he was an artillary officer. I'm pretty sure his highest rank was "deserter".
Okay, as for his youth he was in the Hitler Youth Corp and as for desert, he had peach cobbler with Heinrich Himmler.....marcythewhore
marcythewhore's advice
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Jews and Christians and Muslims Play Soccer in the Afterlife
Rabbi Marcythewhore’s Pearls of Wisdom for the Day: Christians constantly speak of how great Heaven is, yet nobody wants to die.
Jews reject the concept of Heaven and Hell yet they are in a hurry to get nowhere by being buried before sundown.
Muslims get to do everything sinful with virgins in Paradise that they weren’t allowed to do on earth so they blow themselves up for tickets to the afterlife.
So, what’s the mystery that no one philosophically gets along?
“Okay, knights. Today is the first day of what will become known as the Hundred Years War. So let’s get out there in this first battle of many to come and make a rousing good start of it all.” Douglas Adams
The Nazis adopted the Arabic symbol of the swastika and aligned themselves with the Pope in Rome and murdered the Jews.
Now we have an ex-Nazi for Pope who is going to try to convince Germany to join in on the Holy Oil War against the Muslims (Why do you think they named an ex-Nazi Pope…to bring peace to the world. Not!).
Does anyone notice a Déjà vu all over again forming here?
To think that all this began with dinosaurs dying and turning into oil while Brown Shirt Christians claim that the world is only six thousand years old and that dinosaurs never really existed.
Have a Happy Holy Oil War everyone, and learn how to stiff arm salute while genuflecting…………………Rabbi Marcythewhore
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Smoking Pot, Reading Emails….The Pentagon, The Kremlin and the Vatican.
A Urine Stain on Gandhi’s Clothes and a Picnic for Skinheads and Jews for Jesus……
Marcythewhore Begs For Her Life…and the Soup Kitchen Nazi Expands To Your City.
Kumbaya Somewhere in the Old Testament
Marcythewhore presents: … Father Guido Sarducci
The Best Golfer in the World Takes on the Best Rap Singer in the World Who Takes on the Best ex-Nazi Pope in the World
How To Become a Nazi Officer....flee to the border
Famous People Who Masturbate and Get Caught
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marcythewhore makes advice:
It's nice that you challenge, but I suspect the topic of the Pope has run its course and you have been thoroughly impuned.
I always welcome another topic of discussion....but try to make it something that isn't already beaten to death on talk radio already.
Points are alloted for originality of topic. Bloody noses are de rigeur.
Have fun and enjoy yourself......marcythewhore
Yes.
marcythewhore's advice
Friday, May 06, 2005
Marcy (me) Blows Up Camel Jockeys With Her Joystick
US army to produce Mid-East comic: The US military is planning to win the hearts of young people in the Middle East by publishing a new comic. An advertisement on the US government's Federal Business Opportunities website is inviting applications for someone to develop an "original comic book series".
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4396351.stm
Marcythewhore says: Dear United States Government, marcy (me) is getting out her pen and pencil set.
Look out Stan Lee. Here comes marcythewhore with her new superhero creation.
My comic book hero has a joystick he holds between his legs. That joystick is connected to an interactive video game using real live people on the other end. My comic book hero uses her joystick to direct a satellite fed laser beam down to desert earth. Her laser beam disintegrates vital organs like the kidneys and spleen.
When my comic book hero isn’t playing with her interactive video game laser she is sending out high frequency sound waves to burst the eardrums of guys on camels……marcythewhore
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A Urine Stain on Gandhi’s Clothes and a Picnic for Skinheads and Jews for Jesus……
Marcythewhore Begs For Her Life…and the Soup Kitchen Nazi Expands To Your City.
Kumbaya Somewhere in the Old Testament
Marcythewhore presents: … Father Guido Sarducci
The Best Golfer in the World Takes on the Best Rap Singer in the World Who Takes on the Best ex-Nazi Pope in the World
How To Become a Nazi Officer....flee to the border
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