Alphabeta - First Day Or So

I like letters. Thought I'd give some observations on them.

L, S, T, C, V - These are the sensual letters, the letters of sex.
-L causes the tongue to flick in and out, run over the front of the top teeth, and champions emotion in the Alphabet.
-S represents the long release of pleasure, or the seduction of overemphasized sound, as, next to N, it is the longest letter to pronounce.
-T comes from the teasing pop of the tongue, a little puff of air (usually released following S, truncating the long sigh)
-C itself is only included as a sensual letter when it produces the K sound (see all examples below), and frequently precedes K regardless. C itself is an innocent letter (candy, childhood, cry, cringe), but turns sexual when pronounced differently.
-V is a gutteral hum, produced when the top teeth playfully bite down on the bottom lip, and is released with excessive pressure
*Note that P is not included, despite the obvious and crucial example of "penis." P is too tart of a letter, too prim and proper, and does not see itself as sexual, but rather awkwardly forces itself out at times while trying to remain dignified in the presence of other sexual letters. N, additionally (although used many times in the following examples), connotes an opposition, a void, and is too sobering to be considered "sensual."
Examples: lust, love, clit, cervix, slut, lipstick, clandestine, vaginal, voluptuous, thrust, cunt, stick, suck, valentines, slave, lick